Diabetes here I come!
What the
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| Student: | I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt. |
| USA: | YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH. |
| Student: | I'm just going to attend a small community college instead. |
| USA: | HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA. |
| Student: | I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt. |
| USA: | YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK. |
Nick Offerman shows off his stash!
So THAT’S why Nick Offerman looks stoned all the time.
Nick Offerman is the shit.
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I have been looking for this gifset my entire life.
Seriously the funniest moment of Toy Story.
i think i’ve reblogged this before but who cares i love it
Shit this popped up on my dash
I have to reblog it
This movie is 17 years old and this scene is still funny.
this will never not be funny.
gettin real tired of your shit
I’m not the only person who rewound the VHS copy just to see this part again, am I?
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